We hate it when our friends become successful.
Oh, look at those clothes,
now look at that face, it's so old
and such a video!
Well, it's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha...
We hate it when our friends become successful.
And if they're northern, that makes it even worse,
and if we can destroy them
You bet your life we will destroy them.
If we can hurt them well, we may as well...
It's really laughable
Ha, ha, ha...
You see, it should've been me,
it could've been me,
everybody knows.
Everybody says so,
they say: "Ah, you have loads of songs,
so many songs, more songs than they'd stand...

Morrissey